Monday, November 29, 2010

Bloc Party's "Like Eating Glass"

by Zernain Villain on a cloudy Saturday afternoon

It's so cold in this house
Open mouth swallowing us
The children sent home from school
Will not stop crying

And I know that you're busy too
I know that you care
You got your finger on the pulse
You got your eyes everywhere
And it hurts all the time when you don't return my calls
And you haven't got the time to remember how it was

It's so cold in this house (2x)

I can't eat, I can't sleep
I can't sleep, I can't dream
An aversion to light
Got a fear of the ocean

Like drinking poison, like eating glass (3x)
Like drinking poison, like eating

It's so cold in this house (2x)
Take me out tonight (2x)

Like drinking poison, like eating glass (3x)
Like drinking poison, like eating

Come and show me how it was

We've got crosses on our eyes
Been walking into the walls again
We've got crosses on our eyes
Been walking into the furniture
We've got crosses on our eyes
For richer, for poorer, for better, for worse
We've got crosses on our eyes
We've been walking into the furniture

Sunday, November 21, 2010

"May baril walang bala--props lang pala!" (QuickieComics.com)

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"Di ako makahinga, ang init!" (QuickieComics.com)

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"Three against one? No fair!" (QuickieComics.com)

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"Fast as fast can be, you'll never catch me!" (QuickieComics.com)

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"Bilisan niyo! Hik! May shoot pa tayo." (QuickieComics.com)

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Monday, November 1, 2010

Ducktionary

maliit na duck - PANDUCK
tirahan ng maliit na duck - PANDUCKAN
mataas na duck - BUNDUCK
nagulat na duck - NASINDUCK
photogenic na duck - KODUCK
malaking duck sa Ilocos - DUCKIL
manggagamot na duck - DUCKTOR
duck sa bus - CONDUCKTOR
madaldal na duck - DUCKDUCK
pantakip sa bibig ng madaldal na duck - DUCK TAPE

French fries English

bald - CAL VOU
city - CE VOU
big mouth - CHEZ MOUSSA
musical band - COM VOU
booger - COUP LA NGOUT
jail - COUP LOU NGAN
unfaithful husband - COUP MA LE WAH
washroom - COUP VAETTA
super boobs - LA QUE ZOUSOU
behind - LE COUD
turn - LE COUP
five - LE MAH
alms - LE MOUSSE
fly - LE FAD
confused - LE TOU
liter - LE TRUE
kitchen sink - LE VA VOU
did not take a bath - LE VAG
you're hot - LE VOUG MOU
no longer a virgin - LES FAG
unclear - MA LA VOU
caught in the act - NA VOU COUP
drugs - SHA VOU
wounds - VA COUP CANGH
goodbye - VA VOU
always up - VA YAGRIAH
feathers - VALAJE VOU
open wide - VOU CAMOU
coconut - VOU COUP
nagger - VOU NGA NGUERRAH
circumcise - VOU RATATTOULE
tadpole - VOU TEITEH
nagsulat nito - VOU VOU