Sunday, June 12, 2011

Brand New Cherry Mobile Q7 Review



Price: not worth it (sayang lang ang pera mo!)
Features (common to MOST models out-of-the-box): operating system hangs, non-working keys/applications, emergency/no SIM, drained fully charged battery, blinking white screen, dead unit, etc. (kahit techie sasakit ang ulo!)
Signal: very weak to NO signal, dropped/missed calls, text messages unsent/unreceived (ubos na nga load mo, magagalit pa contacts mo!)
Parts/battery: NOT available locally, had to be ordered from China (mamumuti mata mo kakahintay--that is, kung may stock pa!)
Service: useless/busy contact numbers, back jobs, long lines of angry customers, NO money-back guarantee (if it's any consolation: di ka nag-iisa, marami kayong naloko este pabalik-balik pala--yung iba nga nag-undertime/nag-absent pa o galing ng probinsiya!)
Bottom line: DON'T BUY Cherry Mobile! (bulok ang produkto! palpak ang serbisyo!)
Rating: 0/10, shooting star (makakabaril ka ng tao!)

Note: background music (Gang of Four's "Damaged Goods") blocked by YouTube due to copyright issues--fuck big business!